This is sure a mighty fine website!?

Hi! My name is Maggie Fey and I live in Omaha, Nebraska and I live on a farm, so I never have had a computer before. I was wonderin if someone could explain the basics of the computer because I am so dumb that I can't consult an atlas because I can't read! Well, I am goin to rant a bit about my life, I live on a farm and I have to get up at six each mornin to milk the cows before I eat cornbread stew and then head on to the one room schoolhouse to work on ma spelling! I find this whole spell checker thing mighty fine. Well, please comment back! Thanks for your service, you mighty fine folks!